AISubs v3.7
The door opened and...
It went, "gagagagaga."
Okay, so we just evolved things a little, right?
We've evolved things a lot up to now.
It's sort of a remodeled version of a song, right?
There's been some remakes and other remodels and stuff,
but there weren't that many really awesome covers up to now.
That's because
we've been out of choice.
It was between indie music and real music.
It was like, "Are you kidding me?!"
We've come to a point where we're sick of that stuff.
- Yeah, I did. - But of course, it's more fun to mess around.
So I'm going to change up the rules a little.
Instead of asking each other "how about this?"
I want you all to ask each other questions.
And if you think you don't have any left,
you might as well just give up.
The theme is "daily necessities."
I'm sure you all have something you use in your daily life.
You can use it, of course, but can you use it a little more?
I'm asking you on this day.
I have my own limits.
I think I use it too much and that's how it is.
By adding fresh ideas to people who don't have them,
you can evolve and get it back.
- That's my character. - You're like a pet.
Yeah, I'm like a pet.
But once you realize it, you'll remember weird tricks.
It's like you can only use it in certain situations.
- Oh, you can only use it in certain situations. - You can change it up to decorate it.
- Decorate it? - What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you?
Okay, before we look at the items,
let's decide who's going where.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's like an arrow.
Okay, if I win, you'll go in my direction.
If you lose, you're out of luck.
- Which means... - Bam!
Oh, it's fine! Thank goodness!
- I'll get the hot one. - Oh, okay.
- You'll get the cold one. - You'll get the cold one.
- Oh, okay.
- Can I bring it in? - Show me what you have.
Okay, this is what I brought in.
- Oh, I see. - Oh, I see.
- An ironing board. - An ironing board.
- It looks like it's different. - It looks like it's different.
I use an iron a lot when I'm doing laundry and stuff,
so I thought it might be useful.
- Even though it's big, it's really just that. - Yeah.
- I think it could go in a little more. - Yeah.
Hmm, that's a good topic.
- It's a good topic and I'm getting excited. - Yeah, it's a good topic.
- I've only heard of it as a hint, but it's called "bodhica". - Oh, it's a mirror!
- It's simple and hard to use. And if you do it like this, it's like... how do you say it?
- It's like a kettle. - It's like a kettle.
- I thought it was hard to use, but I used it a lot and it gave me a fresh look. - Oh, I see.
- Next is Shibuya. - I didn't know there were products in Shibuya.
- Maybe there aren't. - Maybe it's from that concept.
- I don't know. - When I'm at home, I always want to go out with a bottle filled with drinks.
- What do you think it is? - I don't think there's a bottle in it.
- It's this! - Oh, it's here!
- This is... I've used it too much and it feels like it's been around for a long time. - I've only heard of it as a daily item, so it's this.
- My daily item. - Is this the only thing you have?
- This is the last one. - Here it is!
- It's a promo chair! - Promo chairs... you know how you feel like you have to own one?
- There's love in it. - This is a little difficult.
- It's hard to process because it's hard. - But you can do it like this?
- It's like a ski race. - Don't make up excuses all of a sudden.
- A lot of people have sat on it, and a lot of people will sit on it in the future. - I understand.
- Thank you for your cooperation. - This is difficult. - It's difficult.
- Let's sit down. - Okay, let's sit down.
- And with that, we've completed it! - Yay!
- Yay!
- Let's start with people with fewer numbers. - I got 1.0. - I'm fine with 1.02.
- It's like you've fixed one bug. - Should I go first?
- Everyone, please close your eyes and wait while singing. - Okay.
- Shut up! Open your eyes! - One, two...
- It doesn't matter. - What?!
- It doesn't matter what kind of project it is, so let's all go play baseball. - No, no, no.
- Yusuke-san, please be the catcher today. - Why?
- But there's no projector. - Oh, it's here.
- This is the most important thing. - Oh, I see!
- Catching complete! - Can you really put it on?
- Can you put it on? I'm a little worried about Yumemaru-kun's physique, so can you help me a little?
- It would have been better if you stretched it out. - It's narrow!
- Wow, there's a lot of gold and carbon in it. - Wow!
- It doesn't matter if it's a projector or a bullet. - Yes.
- Here we go! - Oh, it's dangerous!
- Yes, as an ironing board later, you can stand up like this and use it, so you can say it's an update.
- This feature has been added. - I don't think it's about 1.1.
- It's getting worse! - It's not normally in second place. - Oh, really?
- This is just second place. - A new feature has been added. - It's being implemented online.
- Can you read this? - Can you read it? - Oh, thank you.
- This is the name of Hikakin-san's song. - Oh, it's not.
- Oh, it's here. - Oh, I know you're an ironer.
- Isn't my neck dangerous? - If you get hit by a bullet, you'll probably have a sore throat.
- No, but it's amazing. - It leaves a jump function.
- But it's still second place. - If there's another bug, we'll fix it.
- There's a bug around my neck. - I'd like it to be upgraded to 2.01.
- Let's go to the next one. - As for the version... - Oh, it's second place.
- I might say it's third place. - Oh, then let's go to the last one.
- The last one? I think it's probably second place. - No, it's not second place.
- The work has changed, hasn't it? - I might say it's third place.
- It's still the same version. - There's been a change in the first one. - Yes, it's like that.
- Everyone, please close your eyes. - Yes.
- Tetsuya-kun gave me this bus chair. - Yes, I could really use it.
- Here it is. - Please open your hands.
- One, two... - Oh!
- It's my chair! - What?!
- It became a cheek gang. - What?!
- It became a cheek gang. - It became a cheek gang.
- Would you like to try it? - I want to try it!
- Can I try it? - There's no wall. - There's no wall, so it's difficult.
- Oh... - Oh, it looks good.
- I did it! I did it! I did it! - Oh, you're good!
- And like this... Ah! Isn't it terrible?!
Ah, it's not this way, the route.
- Oh, you're good! - Oh, you're good!
- I see, it's inside, right? - This is the goal.
Recently, I've been sitting on the ground and taking a shower.
- You like that height, don't you? - Oh...
I'll study.
I didn't say "don't turn the camera", but...
When I said "bzzzzz", the moment the screw went in...
"Bzzzzz!" I was like, "I have no choice but to worry about it," and I said "bzzzzz!"
- This is me, as usual. - But you put a lot of effort into it.
- Yeah, the course is surprisingly well-written. - It's completely different from the draft!
- The course is completely different from the draft! - This is a bit of an update-like failure.
- Yeah... - See, it's a failure. - Oh, you like it, don't you?
I wish I'd gotten it from scratch, but it's a little painful for me to sit in the shower and write it like this.
- Don't say "eh". - I'll say "eh".
- Next up is me. - Yes.
A wallet is about convenience and fashion. I think these are the two, in my opinion.
- What happened as a result of combining them? - I'm counting on you, really. A wallet?
- That's right. - It's a pocket wallet with money in it.
- I brought Shibai's original wallet. - Here it is.
- What? - What do you mean?
- I updated it and didn't use it. - What?
- If you say it like that, it's trash. - Ah!
- That's why I put it down like this. - You took it from Shibai and put it down like this?
- Did you eat it for fun? - No, no, no.
- There's no need for me to update it and lose it. - This is also me.
- This is useless data. - No way!
- I'll show you. - Yes.
- This is my wallet that I made. - Who is it?
- My wallet! - Here it is.
- I made it for the next generation. - Yes.
- Here it is. - Oh, amazing.
- It's an IC card. You can put in one card. - Oh, nice.
- I put this on it. It's this dog's wallet. - Wow.
- Can you open it for me? - Ah!
- Something went wrong.
- Yes! I sewed it by hand and it fits perfectly like this.
- The color of the star was subtle, so I painted it myself. - Wow!
- You painted it so beautifully. - It's expensive.
- It was glossy about four times. - It's black.
- You can change it to black, gold, orange, and coat it with clear. - Try it on.
- If you snap it like this when you go through the station, you can go through. - It looks cool.
- Yes, it looks pretty cool. - Wait a minute, it's not cool.
- Wait a minute. - It's dangerous, hypnosis has melted.
- Your wallet has been broken so much that it has become like this. - It's dangerous, it's dangerous.
- No, no, no, you have a wallet. - It's over, okay, I'm calm.
- You did it for me, seriously. - Then it's me. - Yes.
- I haven't changed much compared to these two. - Don't touch me.
- Don't touch me, not too much. - But I'll do it. - Yes. - Here it is.
- One, two, pa! - Pa!
- Yes? - Yes? - Yes? - Yes? - Yes? - Yes? - Yes? - Yes? - Yes? - Yes? - Yes, this is...
- It's a girl's skirt and it's also Irumiru-kun. - It's Irumiru-kun. - Will it be torn?
- We completely updated the feature of the skirt. - Can I say it? If you hold it like this, the main mirror will be dead.
- With this. - This is a little in the way, so I'll take it. - What? - Main mirror. - Wait a minute, this, this, this.
- You're ignoring the game. - It's no longer there. - I'm a person who has tasted funny objects. - A taste from zero.
- Then let's actually use it. - Oh, there's no fun in it.
- Oh, you, stop it. - What's this up there? - What, what, what. - Oh, thank you, thank you. - There's a DILDO object here. - Oh, you. - Ah, there's an object.
- Shall we take it? - You're always like that. - It's no different.
- Huh? Did you break something? - I didn't break it. - I didn't break it.
It's broken.
The connection is broken.
There's a bug.
We tried to make it spin.
Wow!
It worked!
Now,
we can spin it from any angle.
- Wait, this is... - No matter what angle you look at it...
- Wow, amazing! - A girl's underwear is obvious!
- Wow! - You can't see it at all, but it looks like a girl's underwear.
- Wow! - Wow!
- Can we really see it? Can we try it? - Yes, you can.
- No, it's already too late. - It's too late.
- It's already... - Ouch, ouch, ouch!
- Come on! - Hey! Stop it!
- I'm sorry! - This is it!
- This is what's left of it, so it's no good! - Why did everyone's interest go this way?
- This is it! - There is no good work for the principle of using a rubber band.
- That's not fair! Everyone's been working so hard on this! - What are you going to do about it?
- Look at this! I finally got rid of the sewing and painting! - You're amazing!
- I don't know what's going on, but I bought a chainsaw and cut it into pieces...
- How long are you going to use the original rubber band?
- I completely acknowledge that it's the most garbage.
- The most garbage? - It's the most garbage.
- Ouch! - I apologize. - I apologize.
- Let's give back what we made this time. - This is it.
- This is what happened. There are things that can be used again and things that cannot be used again.
- The warning that it can't go on like this has come again.
- Rubber band is prohibited. Anything with a rubber band must be removed.
- I want a rubber band detector for this entrance.
- Who do you think you are?! - Let's meet again in "Koukai-on-Oya" episode 2. - Yes. - Goodbye!
- Let's meet again in "Koukai-on-Oya" episode 2.